baby you ain't worth the whiskey
Julia, 22, gay; 3.1.13[CJK]

ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

(Source: ugly, via anawfuladventure)

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES
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cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

(Source: cramp, via sexualsloths28)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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goatactivist:

american horror story asylum was so good
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